It's like God shit irony all over that family
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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