sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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