what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I supernannyed him into submission
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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