I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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