i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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