In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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