I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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