is your mom at the bar?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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