WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
there was a trapeze. enough said
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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