So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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