so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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