I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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