Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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