I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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