But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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