Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You need a sexual gate keeper
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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