The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!