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  Dual....:-)

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.

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  Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.

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