i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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