Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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