I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
