Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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