please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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