We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
false alarm, still single
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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