she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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