yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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