Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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