Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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