Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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