Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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