I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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