Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I touched a dick in church today
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
