She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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