Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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