I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The power of my boobs compel you
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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