do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I have demons in me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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