The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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