You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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