i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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