great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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