i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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