U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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