i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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