Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
