You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
as a side note pls kill me
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