Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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