bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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