i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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