i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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