If i come over, it means nothing
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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