There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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