I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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