No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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