I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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