i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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